im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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