Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(678): View more from Georgia

Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

worst lay ever....

(780): View more from Alberta, CA

as long as you cum, there is no bad sex

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..

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(314): View more from Missouri

Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs

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(518): View more from New York

Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.

(1-518): View more from New York

Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.

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