If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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