i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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