I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The air was thick with penises
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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