I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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