you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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