i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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