you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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