He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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