So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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