so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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