He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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