no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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