Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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