If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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