I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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