all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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