4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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