Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I said "one day" and that day is not today
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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