Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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