I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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