i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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