That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
50% drunk capacity currently
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
