i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Michael Bay diarrhea
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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