perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
