It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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