I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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