Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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