Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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