Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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