Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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