How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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