New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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