Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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