I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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