He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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