How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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