U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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