Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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