Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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