so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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