I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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