she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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