the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Mom said you looked used
Rumble strips road head = magical
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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