; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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