Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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