You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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