She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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