Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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