i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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