oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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