I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I am available for nakedness
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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